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[beowabbit]

Yesterday I had two social engagements. I was—

Uh, you may want to sit down for this.

I was on time for both of them.

Yes, I was on time for both of them. Me.

Considering this rationally, the only plausible explanation is that I’ve been replaced by some kind of duplicate, like a pod person.

Comments

[arfur]

This is a trick question. Neither of them was a timed engagement, was it?

[weegoddess.livejournal.com]

+1

[bearsir.livejournal.com]

::makes a face of great concern and feels your forehead, tentatively::

[chienne-folle.livejournal.com]

It's too early for you to have made New Year's resolutions. :-)

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

Who are you and what have you done with my wuzzle? :-) *eyes ya*

[chienne-folle.livejournal.com]

No Stepford Jays! We want only genuine, 100% goofy Jays. :-)