Ego nunquam

[beowabbit]

Borrowed from wispfox and mittelschmertz.

(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot [and waved at the cops walking past the open storefront window :-)]
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never have been to Japan
(_) I never ridden in a taxi
(X) I never had anal sex [so far :-)]
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(_) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(X) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(_) I never have been in a fistfight [got beaten up a lot as a child]
(_) I never had a threesome
(X) I never snuck out of my parents' house [but I did sneak out of school once]
(X) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(_) I never have been caught masturbating
(_) I never pissed on myself (as a baby we all did)
(X) I never pissed on someone else
(_) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(X) I never stole something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(_) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend [I don’t remember, but I probably have]
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(_) I never have been to Europe
(X) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker
(X) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(X) I've never been married
(X) I've never been divorced
(_) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(_) I never have posed nude
(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(X) I never cheated on my significant other [has sex with other people, yes; cheated, no.]
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane [yet!]
(_) I have never been to a nudist event
(_) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(X) I never have ridden an elephant
(X) I have never made out with someone whose name I did not know at the time [I think. Could be wrong.]
(X) I have never had intercourse (anal or vaginal) without a condom.

To play "I Never": Put an (X) in front of the things you have never done before, and a (_) in front of the things that you have done at least once. Add an "I never" of your own.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I rode an elephant once, at the Santa Clara County Fair, when Norman and I were living in California. They have really broad backs, so it helps to have either long legs or good flexibility in the thighs if you want to do this! What we actually wanted to do was to pet them, but they were selling rides, so we bought a ride and then petted them as we rode. It was fun.

Cory

[beowabbit]

Oh, cool! That would be really neat! What does their hide feel like?