Questions meme — questions from scholargipsy

Been a while since I’ve posted anything terribly thoughtful, so I jumped on scholargipsy’s offer to ask me questions. Then, of course, I had a lovely but very busy weekend, so I’m just getting to them now.

1. If you had to change your voice so that it sounded like someone else's, whose voice would you choose and why?

( My answer. )

2. Which do you prefer in fiction? Happy endings, or tragic ones?

( My answer. )

3. You're a pretty highbrow guy. Tell me one deeply, inarguably stupid comedy movie that reduces you to tears of laughter.

( My answer. )

4. How are you most like each of your parents?

( My answer. )

5. Metaphorize yourself as one of the following classic monsters: Dracula, the Wolf Man, the Mummy, the Phantom of the Opera, Frankenstein's monster, the Bride of Frankenstein, the Creature from the Black Lagoon, or the Invisible Man. Explain your choice.

( My answer. )

As is customary with this meme, comment if you’d like me to come up with five questions for you. No promises that I will get to it quickly.