Dream

[beowabbit]

I had an interesting dream this morning, about a new invention: a hood for toddlers and small children that worked like blinkers on a horse, so they were easier to manage.

(In the dream, this was a completely humane and gentle invention that helped keep kids safe and out of trouble — no running out into the street, for instance — but now I have this image in my mind of the pediatrician saying “I’m so sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Worthington-Smythe; little Billy has a broken leg” as he loads the shotgun.)

Comments

[docorion.livejournal.com]

onemintjulep will have to get in line behind me; I'm senior to him. And I want a wide blast shotgun, to get all three of them.

Mood: Thinning the herd, baby...

[beowabbit]

Really, there’s enough herd for both of you, isn’t there?