Beowabbit

Mm, shaved. I want to pet your head now...

Well, that sort of thing is exactly why I do it, so you should feel free to pet my head the next time you see me. (Actually, I sometimes pet my own head in the couple weeks after I’ve freshly shaved it. Headsturbation; it’s not just for breakfast anymore!

I tend to be a largish fan of no or little facial hair, as it tends to get in the way of my lips.

Yeah, Zeph saying that (although in her case, it was as much her nose as her lips) was what first planted the bug in my head, months ago.

[...] some people, of course, look extremely hot with facial hair.

Oh, my he’s a cutie! And much more so with the facial hair. Other than teensy little dust-jacket pictures, I never knew what he looked like.